[Who:] Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy
[What:] Bad News Bears? A trainwreck?
[When:] Immediately after
this trainwreck. So it's like one trainwreck right after the other? Maybe one train smashing into a pre-existing trainwreck?
[Where:] Lucius Malfoy's room.
[Warnings:] Raging douchebaggery
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